VALGOL

From its modest beginning in southern California's San Fernando Valley,
VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry.

VALGOL commands include 'REALLY', 'LIKE WELL', and 'Y*KNOW'.  Variables
are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators.  Other operators
include the "California Booleans", FERSURE and NOWAY.  Repetitions of
code are handled in FOR-SURE loops.  Here is a sample VALGOL program:

 14	LIKE, Y*KNOW (I MEAN) START
 %%	IF pi A =LIKE BITCHEN and
 01	B =LIKE TUBULAR and
  9	C =LIKE GRODY**MAX
 4K	(FERSURE)*2
 18	THEN
 41	FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH MAYBE 100
 86	DO WAY + (DITTY**20)
  9	BARF(I) =TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)
-17	SURE
 1F	LIKE BAG THIS PROGRAM
  ?	REALLY
 $$	LIKE TOTALLY (Y*KNOW)

VALGOL is characterized by its unfriendly error messages.  For example,
when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the message,
"GAG ME WITH A SPOON!"