Oh, I'm a Sys-Admin and I'm OK,
I work all night and I sleep all day...

I hack some code,
I drink caffeine,
I eat a candy bar.
And every friday evening,
I back up using tar...

Oh, I'm a Sys-Admin and I'm OK,
I work all night and I sleep all day...

I hack some code,
Install software,
I upgrade my OS.
But when I hit the reset,
I find it's all a mess...

Oh, I'm a Sys-Admin and I'm OK,
I work all night and I sleep all day...

I hack some code,
A user calls,
To say he can't send mail.
I rush downtown to Wal-Mart,
For network parts on sale.

Oh, I'm a Sys-Admin and I'm OK,
I work all night and I sleep all day.

I hack some code,
The boss comes down,
To tell me I've been fired.
I laugh and press a button,
And he finds he's been retired.

Oh, I'm a Sys-Admin and I'm OK,
I work all night and I sleep all day.

written by a friend of Jeff Uphoff, NRAO


and a drink to go with it...

Naked Sysadmin

      2 1/2 oz of Absolut Currant vodka 
      3 1/2 oz of lemonade